Awesome

From Omnictionary

Awesome is the most fundamental building block of nerdfighterness. It is intangible and unquantifiable, but tautologically awesome. I.E. whoever is reading this page. It CAN be transferred from person to person most commonly through the eyes from posts in my pants or Nerdfighterly vlogs. Awesome was first synthesized in laboratory experiments during the third world war after the events of February 14th 2008

When referring to Awesome in the third person, he may either be called "he", "she", "it" or "I". Awesome has been known to use the pseudonym "unimpressive". This is mainly done for political correctness, albeit PC isn't awesome, sometimes it is, literally. In contrary to most grammar, when discussing a matter of awesome it is important to not be consistent. Awesomeness is made awesomer when she is used without the use of logic. And, grammar, it seems, which has just been proven with the use of And as the first word in a sentence.

Pwn Train!

Awesome is literally a boat carrying one or more guns. The term is rather broad, and the usual connotation has changed over the years.

Nerdfighters! Hoo Ha!

It is the opposite of notsome

ninjas & Eskimos.

Some substances similar to awesome are delicious and awesum.

Awesome is what nerdfighters are made up of.

Kissing in the walkway of a bowling alley, while raining, on a schoolday.

Footnote: Awesome may or may not have been part of The Giant Claw's creation. Detailed experiments into the world of notsome are yet to be preformed by registered nerdfighters.

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