List of notable 'In Your Pants' jokes
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All the in your pants jokes that John Green will ever need.
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In alphabetical order
A
A Corner Of The Universe In My Pants by Ann M. Martin.
A Couple of Boys Have the Best Week Ever In My Pants by Marla Frazee.
Adverbs In My Pants by Daniel Handler
Against the Murderous Thieving Hordes of Peasants In My Pants by Martin Luther.
A Gathering Of Old Men In My Pants by Ernis Gaines.
A Great and Terrible Beauty In My Pants by Libba Bray.
All's Well That Ends Well In My Pants by William Shakespeare
A Lover's Complaint In My Pants by William Shakespeare
A Man In My Pants by Oriana Fallaci.
American Gods In My Pants by Neil Gaiman
As You Like It In My Pants by William Shakespeare
A Tale of Two Cities In My Pants by Charles Dickens
Among the Hidden In My Pants by Margaret Haddix.
Anansi Boys In My Pants by Neil Gaiman
An Abundance of Katherines In My Pants by John Green.
An Acceptable Time In Your Pants by Madeleine L'Engle
Angels & Demons In My Pants by Dan Brown.
THE ANTS IN MY PANTS by Bert Hoelldobler and Edward O. Wilson
A ROOM OF ONE'S OWN In Your Pants by Virginia Woolfe
A Series Of Unfortunate Events In My Pants by Lemony Snicket.
As Good As It Gets In Your Pants by Simon Nolan.
As You Like It In Your Pants by William Shakespeare.
A Tale of Two Cities In My Pants by Charles Dickens,
A Storm of Swords In My Pants by George R. R. Martin.
A War of Gifts In My Pants by Orson Scott Card.
B
The Basic Eight In Your Pants by Daniel Handler
Before I Die In Your Pants by Jenny Downham.
Between a Rock and A Hard Place and Your Pants by Aron Ralston.
Betwixt My Pants by Tara Bray Smith
Beyond the Pleasure Principle In My Pants by Sigmund Freud.
Blood and Chocolate In my Pants by Annette Curtis Klause.
Breakfast of Champions In My Pants by Kurt Vonnegut.
The Brothers Karamazov In Your Pants by Fyodor Dostoevsky
But Is It True In Your Pants?
Big Sticks in My Pants.
C
Choke In My Pants by Chuck Palahnuk.
Crime and Punishment In My Pants by Fyoder Dostoevsky.
D
Dead Air In Your Pants by Bob Larson.
Dealing With Dragons In Your Pants by Patricia C. Wrede.
Dirty Beasts in My Pants by Roald Dahl.
Discovering the Universe In Your Pants by Neil F. Comins and William J. Kaufmann.
Drums, Girls, & Dangerous Pie In Your Pants by Jordan Sonnenblick
E
Eat, Pray, and Love In My Pants by Elizabeth Gilbert.
Elmo's World: Balls! In My Pants by John E. Barrett.
Enthusiasm In My Pants by Polly Shulman.
Everybody Bakes Bread In My Pants by Norah Dooley and Peter J. Thornton.
Everybody Cooks Rice In My Pants by Norah Dooley and Peter J. Thornton.
Everybody Dies In My Pants by Lawrence Block.
Everybody Poops In My Pants by Taro Gomi.
Everybody Sleeps In My Pants by Arthur Yorinks.
Everybody's Normal Till You Get To Know Them In Your Pants by John Ortberg.
Everything That Rises Must Converge In Your Pants by Flannery O'Connor.
- Note: this book can be funnier when you use the addendum to the joke, such as: Everything In Your Pants That Rises Must Converge, or Everything That Rises in Your Pants Must Converge.
Extras In My Pants by Scott Westerfeld.
F
Face the Fire In My Pants by Nora Roberts.
Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them In My Pants by J.K.Rowling.
Fahrenheit 451 In My Pants by Ray Bradbury.
Fantastic Mr. Fox In My Pants by Roald Dahl.
Fat Kid Rules the World In My Pants by K. L. Going
FINGERPRINTS OF THE GODS In My Pants by G. HANCOCK
Forest of Secrets In Your Pants by Erin Hunter.
For One More Day In My Pants by Mitch Albom.
Forever Odd In My Pants by Dean Koontz.
Free To Choose In My Pants
Free Willy In Your Pants.
Fragile Things In My Pants by Neil Gaiman.
From The Earth to the Moon In My Pants by Jules Verne.
Frostbite in My Pants by Richelle Mead.
G
Gee Whiz! It's All About Pee In My Pants by Susan E. Goodman.
Girl, Interrupted In My Pants by Susanna Kaysen.
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun In My Pants by Robert Hazard.
Give The Lady What She Wants In Your Pants by Lloyd Wendt & Herman Kogan
Goodbye to all that In Your Pants
Great Expectations In My Pants by Charles Dickens.
The Graveyard In My Pants Book by Neil Gaiman
Guess How Much I Love You In My Pants by Sam McBratney.
H
Hannibal Rising In My Pants by Thomas Harris.
Hamlet In My Pants by William Shakespeare
Hard Times In My Pants by Charles Dickens.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets In My Pants by J.K. Rowling.
Has It All Gone Pear-Shaped In Your Pants? by Anne Morshead and Janine Munro.
Heaven and Earth In my Pants by Nora Roberts.
Hello Groin In My Pants by Beth Goobie.
Holes In My Pants By Nuala.
History of Shit in Your Pants by Dominique Laporte.
How Big Is It In Your Pants? by Ben Hillman.
How I Got My Shrunken Head In Your Pants by R. L. Stine.
Hugo Cabret In Your Pants by Brain Selznick
I
I Am Legend In My Pants by Francis Lawrence.
I Am The Messenger In Your Pants by Markus Zusak
I,Cthulhu In Your Pants by Neil Gaiman (a short story)
If This Is A Man In My Pants by Primo Levi.
I'm Bad In Your Pants by Kate McMullan.
I Never Promised You A Rose Garden In My Pants by Joanne Greenberg.
Impossible In My Pants by Nancy Werlin.
Impulse In My Pants by Ellen Hopkins.
Inferno In My Pants by Dante Alighieri.
Irish Rebel In My Pants by Nora Roberts.
Island In My Pants by Aldous Huxley.
It In My Pants by Stephen King.
In The Groove Of My Pants by Pamela Britton.
Interpersonal Communication In My Pants by Joseph A. DeVito.
Ivanhoe In My Pants by Sir Walter Scott & Graham Tulloch.
Invisible Monsters In My Pants by Chuck Palahniuk.
Island of the Giant Pokemon In My Pants by Tracey West
It Happened One Night In Your Pants starring Clark Gable and Claudette Colbert.
It Hurts When I Poop In My Pants! by Howard J. Bennett and M. S. Weber.
J
Jenny Found A Penny In My Pants by Trudy Harris.
Just Me and 6,000 Rats In Your Pants by Rick Walton.
L
Life, the Universe, and Everything in my pants by Douglas Adams
Little Boy With A Big Horn In My Pants by Jack Bechdolt.
Little Women In My Pants by Louisa May Alcott.
Look in My Pants! by Anne D'Alleva.
Looking at Totem Poles In My Pants by Hilary Stewart.
Looking for Alaska In Your Pants by John Green.
Looking for a Soft Place to Land In Your Pants by Cin Salach.
Look What I've Got In My Pants! by Anthony Browne.
Love's Labour's Lost In My Pants by William Shakespeare.
Lucky Man In Your Pants by Michael J. Fox.
Lucifer's Hammer In My Pants by Larry Niven.
M
Magical Thinking In My Pants by Augusten Burroughs.
Making Milk and So Much More In Your Pants by Cris Peterson.
Master Harold...and the Boys In My Pants by Athol Fugard.
Measure for Measure In My Pants by William Shakespeare.
Much Ado About Nothing In My Pants by William Shakespeare.
My Best Friend's Girl In Your Pants by Dorothy Koomson.
N
Naked Pictures of Famous People In My Pants by Jon Stewart.
Never Romance A Rake In My Pants (this can also be Never Romance A Rake In Your Pants)
New Moon In My Pants by Stephenie Meyer.
New Tricks I Can Do In Your Pants by Dr. Seuss.
Not A Stick In My Pants by Antoinette Portis.
No Biting, Louise In My Pants by Margie Palatini.
Norwegian Wood In My Pants by Haruki Murakami.
O
Object Lessons in My Pants by Anna Quindlen.
Oh, the Places You'll Go In My Pants by Dr. Seuss.
- Note: This book can be funny with "In My Pants" or with "In Your Pants". Whatever floats your nerdfighter boat.
One Day In The Life Of Ivan Denisovich In My Pants by Alexander Solzhenitsyn.
One Flew Over The Coo Coo's Nest In My Pants Ken Kesey
One Thousand White Women in My Pants by Jim Fergus.
On Growth and Form In Your Pants
Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit In My Pants by Jeanette Winterson.
P
Paper Towns In My Pants by John Green
Pat The Puppy In My Pants by Edith Kunhardt Davis.
Persuasion In My Pants Jane Austen.
Pirates! In My Pants by Celia Rees.
Pooh Gets Stuck In My Pants by Isabel Gaines.
Practical Guide for Practically Everything In Your Pants by The New York Times.
Preludes and Nocturnes In Your Pants by Neil Gaiman (volume #1 of the Sandman) PS, I Love You In My Pants by Cecelia Ahern.
R
Rachel's Holiday In My Pants by Marian Keyes.
Rash in My Pants by Pete Hautman.
Regarding The Bees In My Pants by Kate Klise.
Remember Me In Your Pants? by Sophie Kinsella.
Rant In My Pants By Chuck Palahniuk
Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry In Your Pants by Mildred D Taylor.
Romeo and Juliet In My Pants by William Shakespeare.
Roses Are Red In My Pants by James Patterson.
"Running With Scissors In My Pants" Augusten Burroughs
S
Scenes of Wonder and Curiosity In Your Pants by Ted Orland.
Scruffy Teddy Likes To Play In Your Pants.
Shaft of Light In My Pants by Heather Killingray.
Shhhhh! Everybody's Sleeping In My Pants by Julie Markes and David Parkins.
Snakebite In My Pants
Smoke and Mirrors In My Pants by Neil Gaiman
So Long And Thanks For All The Fish In My Pants by Douglas Adams
Something Wicked This Way Comes In Your Pants by Ray Bradbury
Sons and Lovers In My Pants by D.H. Lawrence.
Stick It In My Pants by Jessica Bendinger.
Sticks and Stones in My Pants.
Stiff In My Pants by Mary Roach.
T
Tender Morsels In My Pants by Margo Lanagan
The Arctic Incident In My Pants by Eoin Colfer.
The Angel Of Death In Your Pants by Alane Ferguson.
The Assistant in Your Pants by Bernard Malamud.
The Average American in Your Pants by Kevin O'Keefe.
The Brain In Your Pants by Michael O'Shea.
The Canon In My Pants by Natalie Angier.
The Cold One in My Pants by Christopher Pike
The Comedy of Errors In My Pants by William Shakespeare.
The Day the Earth Stood Still In My Pants by Arthur Tofte
The Diary of a Mad Housewife In My Pants by Sue Kaufmann.
The Enormous Crocodile In My Pants by Roald Dahl.
The Firm In My Pants by John Grisham.
The Gathering In My Pants by Isobel Carmody.
The Giver In My Pants by Lois Lowry.
The Glimpses Of The Moon In My Pants by Edith Wharton.
The Great Bridge In My Pants by David McCullough
The Greedy Python In My Pants by Eric Carle.
The Green Mile In My Pants by Stephen King.
The Grapes of Wrath In My Pants by John Steinbeck.
The Guardian In My Pants by Nicholas Sparks.
The Hand of Ethelberta In Your Pants by Thomas Hardy.
The Hard Stuff In My Pants.
The Hidden City In Your Pants by Michelle West.
The Hidden Hand In Your Pants by E. D. E. N. Southworth.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in My Pants by Douglas Adams
The Hobbit In My Pants by J. R. R. Tolkien.
The Host In My Pants by Stephenie Meyer.
The Human Stain In My Pants by Philip Roth.
The Idiot In My Pants by Fyodor Dostoevsky.
Their Eyes Were Watching God In My Pants by Zora Neale Hurston
The Invisible Man In Your Pants by H. G. Wells.
The Jungle In My Pants by Upton Sinclair.
The Last Days In My Pants by Scott Westerfeld.
The Left Hand of Darkness In Your Pants by Ursula K. Le Guin.
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe In My Pants by C.S. Lewis.
The Little Prince In My Pants by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry.
The Magic Mountain In My Pants by Thomas Mann.
The Magicians Nephew In My Pants by C.S. Lewis
The Man Who Loved Children In Your Pants by Christina Stead (this could also be changed to The Man Who Loved Children In His Pants).
The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy In My Pants by Tim Burton.
The Moving Finger In My Pants by Agatha Christie.
The Mystery Of The Golden Spheres In My Pants by Tracy Harrison.
The Neverending Story In My Pants by Michael Ende.
The Passionate Pilgrim In My Pants by William Shakespeare.
The Phoenix and the Turtle In My Pants by William Shakespeare.
The Politics In My Pants by Aristotle
The Right Stuff In My Pants by Tom Wolfe
The Second Coming In My Pants by Walker Percy.
The Secret Garden In My Pants by Frances Hodgson Burnett.
The Secret Life of Bees In My Pants By Susan Monk Kidd
The Seventh Tower In My Pants by Garth Nix
The Sight In Your Pants by Erin Hunter.
The Silent Boy In Your Pants by Lois Lowry.
The Soft Machine In My Pants by William Burroughs.
The Sound and the Fury In My Pants William Faulkner.
The Sound of Music In Your Pants by Richard Rodgers.
The Stranger In My Pants by Albert Camus.
The Summoning In My Pants by Kelley Armstrong.
The Sun Also Rises In Your Pants by Ernest Hemingway.
The Sweet Far Thing In My Pants by Libba Bray.
The Taming of the Shrew In My Pants by William Shakespeare.
The Tempest In My Pants by William Shakespeare.
The Time Machine In My Pants by H.G. Wells.
The Tough Stuff In My Pants.
The Very Hungry Caterpillar In My Pants by Eric Carl.
Things Fall Apart In My Pants by Chinua Achebe.
Things I Want My Daughters to Know About Your Pants by Elizabeth Noble.
This is The Hour Of My Pants by Lion Feuchtwanger
To Kill a Mockingbird In My Pants by Harper Lee.
Twelfth In My Pants by William Shakespeare.
Two Girls in My Pants.
U
Uglies In My Pants by Scott Westerfeld.
V
Valiant In My Pants by Holly Black.
Volcano In My Pants Adventure Guide, The by Rosaly Lopes
W
WAYS OF SEEING IN MY PANTS" by JOHN BERGER
Welcome to the Monkey House In My Pants by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
What Dads Can't Do In My Pants by Douglas Wood.
What I Like About You In My Pants.
Whispers From The Grave In My Pants by Leslie Rule.
Why Do Cats Bury Their Poop In My Pants? by Margaret H. Bonham and D. Caroline Coile.
Will You Miss Me When I'm Gone From Your Pants? by Mark Zwonitzer and Charles Hirshberg.
X
Xenocide In Your Pants by Orson Scott Card.
Y
You Know Where To Find Me In Your Pants by Rachel Cohn.
Z
Zabalaza: A Journal of Southern African Revolutionary Anarchism In Your Pants
