Margo Roth Spiegelman

From Omnictionary

Margo Roth Spiegelman (1990- ) is an American adventurer known largely for her dramatic disappearances and intricately-woven practical jokes. Spiegelman was born in Maitland, Florida and raised in Orlando. She lived for eighteen years in the subdivision Jefferson Park before disappearing on May 5th, 2008. There have been no confirmed sightings of Spiegelman since her strange disappearance.

Margo has short brown hair and blue eyes. She isn't very tall, making her spunk stand out more. It isn't every day that you see a girl who is just over five feet tall try to take on the world. Margo isn't thin, but she is still slim. To put it simply, she is just where she should be and has no reason to lose weight or gain any either.

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Contents [hide] 1 I felt like I Needed a diary, So here it Is. 2 Quotes 3 Childhood 4 Winter Park High School 5 The Investigation 6 The Letters 7 The Bretterson Interview and Arrest 8 we Shall all Be Healed 9 Events of October 19, 2008 10 Events of October 28, 2008 11 friends And Acquaintances 12 Paper Towns 13 Learn More

I felt like I Needed a diary, So here it Is. Update 1: This is Margo Checking in. I cannot tell You where I am, but I Can tell You I Am doing Very well. Where I Am there is this theme park That I decided To break Into the first day I was here. I mean, they Didn't even Have tall gates. I was able To just climb Over a fence (Maybe 6 feet Tall, at the Most) and Then I was in. It was Way Too simple. I wandered around For a bit And then got bored. Before I left, Though, I was sure to sneak into The Gift shop. They didn't have Spray Paint, but they Did have silly String. I grabbed a Blue Can and made A big "M" right in Front of the entrance Before I Left to find Somewhere to sleep.

As soon as I get to A computer Again, I will Give you more of an Update. But for Now I will leave you With this: Two parks In one, it Has just begun.

Update 2: Truck stops are my Best friend. I am Sitting in one with a Bunch of Girl Scout Counselors on a Tuesday night. They are all Talking and enjoying Themselves and I can't Help but Be happy for them. You honestly Never know who you will Find in these Places. I called Ruthie today And she was Delighted. It seems like She is doing well, But she also sounded A Bit sad. If anyone Who knows her reads This, could they Please update Me with how she is Doing?

Update 3: I Took a Bus up to Montreal, leaving My car in The bus station's parking Lot. I Guess You've found it By now. Don't worry, it's Only a Spill in the Back. I found a bagel shop By smell shortly After I arrived. The owner Keeps Giving me free bagels, But never the kind That I want. He Probably wouldn't Be doing that if He Knew that I sneak in At night to steal bagel Toppings and Sleep in the basement.

Quotes "She's the kind of person who either dies tragically at twenty-seven), like Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin, or else grows up to win, like, the first-ever Nobel Prize for Awesome."- Ben Starling

"Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will." - Margo Roth Spiegelman

"The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle. Like, I will probably never be struck by lightning, or win a Nobel Prize, or become the dictator of a small nation in the Pacific Islands, or contract terminal ear cancer, or spontaneously combust. But if you consider all the unlikely things together, at least one of them will probably happen to each of us." - Quentin Jacobsen

“I mean, at some point you gotta stop looking up at the sky or one of these days you’ll look back down and see that you floated away, too.” -Detective Otis Warren

"Margo always loved mysteries. And in everything that came afterward, I could never stop thinking that maybe she loved mysteries so much she became one." - Quentin Jacobsen

"Here’s what’s not beautiful about it: from here, you can’t see the rust or the cracked paint or whatever, but you can tell what the place really is. You see how fake it all is. It’s not even hard enough to be made of plastic. It’s a paper town. I mean look at it, Q: look at all those cul-de-sacs, those streets that turn in on themselves, all the houses that were built to fall apart. All those paper people living in their paper houses, burning the future to stay warm. All the paper kids drinking beer some bum bought for them at the paper convenience store. Everyone demented with the mania of owning things. All the things paper-thin and paper-frail. And all the people, too. I’ve lived here for eighteen years and I have never once in my life come across anyone who cares about anything that matters." - Margo Roth Speigelman noT ReaLy...

Childhood Margo was a very outgoing young girl. She liked to write short stories, make her own music, and dance to it. She also had a strange addiction to standardized tests and pink powdered donuts. Margo was known to like the poetry of Walt Whitman; her favorite was Whitman's masterpiece, O Captain! My Captain!. She had an interesting childhood, but a lonely one, as she was often ostracized by her peers for her extraordinary thinking. Margo would often write letters to her imaginary friends in which she would ask both thought provoking questions like, "Why do people love each other?" or "Why do people make Omnictionary pages that don't link anywhere?" and peculiar ones like, "Do you think I'm an alien?" Her parents informed her that the responding letters from her imaginary friends must have been lost in the mail.

She had a soft spot for sitting beneath trees and writing until the light faded from the sky. By the time of her disappearance, she had already written several short stories. Many were written while sitting under the oak tree in front of her house. Two of the most noteworthy examples are "Why Nancy Jones Watched Blue Movies" and "Molly and the Statuesque Yet Incorrigible Pirate Captain." Unfortunately, these stories cannot be retrieved, due to the fact that Spiegelman crosshatched other stories on top of the ones previously written.

P.S. She was friends with Lacey Pemberton since kindergarten.

Winter Park High School Spiegelman was on Homecoming Court her junior year, the same year that she organized a toilet papering campaign that included some 200 houses in a single night. This TPing extravaganza included flour on the lawn, forks lined sidewalks, and a few well placed eggs on, and in, cars. She was an avid contributor to the Winter Park Poetry Club newsletter. She always won the annual marathon in her city, and was an avid runner.

On her sixteenth birthday, she snuck into Disney World for free using a company bus, and put on a friend's Pirates of the Caribbean cast member uniform, complete with a name badge. She rode all the rides for "testing" purposes, and she enjoyed several Mickey Mouse ice cream bars. Margo couldn't leave the park without hitting Splash Mountain as well. Unfortunately, Margo fell into the cold, Splash Mountain water, and soaked her entire costume. She decided to leave because of her pitiful, dripping appearance. She spent 41 hours in the park. Unable to explain ice cream stains and her dripping, hanging sleeves her pirate uniform, not including her loud singing of "Yo Ho" while conducting tours through Tomorrowland, an alert cast member called in security. Perhaps it was her lack of sleep or the ice cream, but security officers required a taser to subdue her. In the opinion of her friends, this incident was a totally 'jokes' idea, and each wanted to emulate her. Margo's parents had a different take on the situation, however.

Before her disappearance, Margo was planning a senior prank to outdo all other senior pranks before or after. Tragically, the only thing left in the way of written plans for said prank, was a tattered manila folder with the phrase "In My Pants" scrawled across it.

The Vice Principal of Winter Park High School was an abrupt, foul smelling man named Stu Malory. His stench, which was a revolting combination of rotten potatoes and old kitty litter, was the result of a glandular condition most male members in his family had been blighted with for generations. His abruptness was a self conscious way of not imposing his particular olfactory assault on any one person for too long. It was perhaps the only kindness he ever extended anyone.

It was certainly the only kindness he extended to Margo Roth Spiegelman, to whom he had handed out demerits to on an almost continual basis since her arrival at Winter Park High. “Shirt untucked; demerit” he would loudly proclaim as she passed him in the hallway, mentally noting to himself the array of black hash marks that would come to fill her permanent record. Other infractions included, skipping in the hall, going through a doorway backwards, carrying a pen in her teeth, and humming the I Dream of Jeannie theme song in the cafeteria line. Stu Malory had no tolerance for shenanigans, and when Margo disappeared, many people noted a new smell around the vice principal amongst the kitty litter and rotting tubers. It smelled like exhilaration.

The Investigation Nothing is known about Margo's whereabouts or her fate. She was last seen wearing a large inescapable hooded reindeer outfit. She is of medium height. Her brown bangs often fall over her blue eyes. She is known to like the poetry of Walt Whitman, mainly Whitman's Civil-War masterpiece, O Captain! My Captain!, and a huge variety of music including 60's rock (The Beatles), Jazz, Folk (Rod Stewart), various operas (Phantom of the Opera and La Buona Figliuola). She would often cite musical references, asking if someone would like "Mischievous mechanisms made monetarily solvent" or "a trip on the Magical Mystery Tour". Few understood her brand of humor. She also enjoyed large-scale adventures. Anyone with information regarding the whereabouts of Spiegelman is asked to contact Detective Otis Warren of the Orlando Police Department. Subject has been entered NCIC, however due to the circumstances around her disappearance no Amber Alert was issued.

The police originally found one clue; an oddly shaped and exceptionally thick slip of paper, which had "I LOVE YOU" and the name "Brett Bretterson" written on it.

Later, on May 10, 2008, a new set of clues were revealed. A witness, town troubadour and general vagabond Scott Clarence, claimed he saw a girl fitting Margo's description entering a local music store as he exited with newly-purchased strings for his mandolin. She was described as having been "in a hurry" and "speaking so fast she kept tripping over words." Although he did clearly hear her say "Best wishes" before hurrying out. Miss Spiegelman then reportedly left in a hurry, and was last seen heading north out of the store. All of this was corroborated only by Maddie Jones, the town drunk.

Meanwhile, further investigation in Margo's bedroom in her Jefferson Park home has revealed a number of small but seemingly significant clues.

First of all, a curved line of dust on top of her dresser shows that the fish bowl known to formerly contain her beloved orange betta albimarginata, "Captain Archibald Ferdinand Alexander Fitzwilliam Rupert Barnaby Manderhanes Yemen Shiny Scales the Second (Archie)" had been moved from its usual position by almost half an inch. Margo was not known for her tidiness and the dust underneath the bowl led to this conclusion. Furthermore, Archie is missing from the bowl, and in his place is what witnesses describe as a small, waterlogged tape recorder. This tape recorder has further yielded a small, waterlogged cassette tape. The contents of this tape are unknown at this point.

Until recently, notable psychologist Ruby Marchlook had been making a formal report of Margo's state of mind on the day she disappeared, based on witness reports. She went missing June 22 without a trace. Ms. Marchlook insisted that gathering the information about Margo would help lead to the discovery of her whereabouts.

It has recently been revealed that Margo had been researching her family history and tree. Her parents said that she had suddenly become interested in this topic only in the last month.

The Letters Margo's parents received a series of cryptic letters a week following Margo's disappearance. As the investigation requires the assistance of the public, the police have allowed for the letters to be released. A strange consistency exists between each letter, which are written as if the imaginary friends of Margo had finally gotten around to writing back to her. Seven letters have been received, one each day, starting on May 11. No further correspondence has been received. The origin of the letters is, as of yet, unknown. The letters seem to be in a variety of voices, each having a distinct personality. It is not known how many imaginary friends Margo had as a child, but her parents insist that the names she'd talk to them about are the names in the signatures. The letters are typed, however fonts have differed depending upon the author.

The Letters sorted by date.

The Bretterson Interview and Arrest On the morning of May 20, 2008, Brett Bretterson, manager of the band Kissy Boots, was escorted to police headquarters when Spiegelman's black 2006 Volkswagen Phaeton was discovered in a garage on the grounds of Bretterson's Miami estate.

When questioned by police, Bretterson admitted the woman had visited him on the day of her disappearance and requested a loan of $25,000, which he provided. He acknowledged that he and Spiegelman were "close friends."

"When a gal like Margo Spiegelman asks for a favor, you don't hesitate," Bretterson said. "That girl's going to make it big someday." According to Bretterson's account, Spiegelman refused to to say what the money was for.

"You could tell she was pretty agitated," Bretterson said. "When someone looks the way she did (like a vicious sacred swine), you don't ask questions."

Bretterson has denied any involvement in Spiegelman's disappearance. However, since the incriminating vehicle was found on his property, the police have taken Mr. Bretterson into custody on suspicion of kidnapping, and possible murder. Bail has been set at $25,000. Mr. Bretterson has been quoted as saying, "But I don't have the money. I gave it all to Margo."

Spiegelman's car was towed from the scene and is currently being searched by investigators.

we Shall all Be Healed When the Last Days come we Shall See visions more Vivid than Sunsets Brighter than Stars we will Recognize Each Other and see Ourselves for The First Time the Way we Really Are.

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Events of October 19, 2008 Margo started a chain of events that led to a mass hunt by the Nerdfighters. She's sitting somewhere, laughing at them frantically running around like chickens with their heads cut off.

Events of October 28, 2008 A short 3-4 days until Halloween, depending upon if you count inclusively or not, it has been reported that many a young girl wants to be Margo Roth Spiegelman for Halloween. On this day there were many outbreaks in local Floridan (and some other states) Halloween Super Centers when they claimed to "not know who that Margo girl is". One outbreak even resulted in a riot. It was considered the worst riot of Nerdfighters against Halloween Super Centers ever recorded. Five Halloween Super Center stores, in adjacent cities, were bombarded by throngs of Nerdfighters who were reported to have been screaming "We Want Margo!" and "All Hail The Paper Girl!".

One store clerk was injured while trying to fight off a group of teenage girls. Hospitalization was needed, but reports stated that he was in good condition from the riot, but at the hospital he underwent tests and doctors found a deadly cancerous tumor. He was admitted into emergency surgery. He has come forth to the media with announcements that the tumor has been completely removed and he is in perfect condition.

"Margo Roth Spiegelman unknowingly saved my life. If I ever meet her I want to thank her... And I don't know if I would be able to control myself from kissing her. If you see this, thank you Margo! I love you!" stated the now healthy store clerk of the Halloween Super Center. The store clerk has been reported as becoming a Nerdfighter and joining in the hunt to find the mysterious Margo Roth Spiegelman, yet another adventurer on the path that leads to nowhere. Mind you, not the same nowhere that the Bridge to Nowhere is reported to lead.

Friends And Acquaintances Lacey Pemberton, Quentin Jacobsen, Ben Starling aka Bloody Ben, Radar, Dean Keen

Paper Towns Paper Towns by John Green was awesome. It's about a boy named Quentin Jacobsen (known to his friends as "Q". Q has been in love with his neighbor, the mysterious and beautiful Margo Roth Spiegelman for as long as he can remember. So when one night she appears at his window to ask for his help in doing revenge pranks, he can't refuse. The two travel to Margo's ex-friend Becca's house, where Margo's boyfriend is cheating on her, along with her boyfriend's house, the house of an old bully, and Sea World, where Margo and Q dance together to an old song playing on the loudspeaker. At the end of the night, Margo leaves Q with a hug and says "I. Will. Miss. Hanging. Out. With. You." The next day at school, Q is hardly surprised that Margo isn't there. But when no one sees her for days, Q and his friends Radar and Ben begin searching for the clues Margo had left for Q with the help of Margo's best friend, Lacey. Based on the clues Margo left behind, Q, Radar, Ben, and Lacey try to find her. But you'll have to read the rest to find out if they do or don't.

Note: This book has explicit content containing material that may not be suitable for children under 13.